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		<title>Sharks planning on coming ashore next Tuesday</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sharks, normally found in and around beaches and anywhere else there is an ocean, announced last week that they would be coming ashore sometime next Tuesday. The announcement came after a Hammerhead shark built an ocean to land breathing apparatus after narrowly missing a surfer that he was trying to make his dinner. Frustrated by [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2679&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Talker96 talks T.V.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 23:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the makers of &#8220;Hoarders&#8221;, comes a new show about another scary urban trend that apparently affects every one out of seven homosexuals. Aptly titled &#8220;&#8221;Closeted&#8221;, the show deals with gays and lesbians that currently live in the closet and are too afraid to move into something bigger, like an apartment maybe. Tonight&#8217;s show deals [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2668&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>There can be only one</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 18:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A special thank you to all the readers who entered our &#8220;Where in the World is Talker96&#8243; Contest, which sent hundreds of you across thousands of miles in search of our elusive editor and chief, Talker96. Most followed the clues we gave to his whereabouts and came extremely close to finding him, but as this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2662&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Talker96 returns from hiatus</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talker96 returned today from Virginia(it&#8217;s for lovers!) with little excitment and much confusion about why he was even in Virginia(it&#8217;s still for lovers) in the first place. He will say that the mysterious person mentioned in his previous post &#8220;Viewer mail&#8221; did return in the guise of a supportive reader, though the comments he left, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2659&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Miley Cyrus thinking about possibly going back to work,sometime soon, maybe</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 00:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hanna Mon-, Miley Cyrus, daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus and some woman, told TMZ that since her show Hannah Montana ended, she has been &#8220;really busy.&#8221; She also said that while she has nothing confirmed as her next project, +she is confident that something will come up soon, adding, &#8220;I&#8217;ve been reading over some scripts [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2653&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Talker96&#8242;s Viewer Mail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 20:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey there kiddies. We at Page of Awesome like to occasionally open up the ol mail bag and show you some of the comments we receive here. Most are pleasant  in tone and show us why we continue to strive towards an excellence in reporting that our rivals could sometimes take a lesson from. Others [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2649&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The following is a paid advertisment from Talker96</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 08:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey kids, do you like stories? You do? Awesome! Do you like adventure, horror and comedy? Yeah, me too! Do you like love? Awww, that&#8217;s sweet&#8230; Well come on down to Talker96&#8242;s new blog adventure: Talker96 is Condescending! What is it? It&#8217;s a magical place where Talker96 is going to upload all the other writing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2645&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus spotted at JFK International Airport</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus Christ was recently spotted coming out of a plane at JFK International Airport, prompting believers to say that the son of the lord has finally returned home, though nothing has been confirmed yet on Gods end. Coming off of a 6 hour American airlines flight from Houston, Jesus looked to be at peace with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2634&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>96 Places to see before you die #32: The Lair of the Hairless Bear</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Detroit, Michigan If you find yourself somehow traveling towards Detroit at breakneck speed and you haven’t a clue as to why you would be going there, there can be only one reason: You’re on your way to the Lair of the Hairless Bear. At one point in each of our lives we are all called [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2387&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Recent poll finds that 57% of Chinese population can not understand other 43%</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a recent Peoples Republic Poll it was found that over half of the population in China have no idea what the other half  is usually saying. Over 300 million people were asked if they found it difficult to understand what others might be saying in a typical conversation,  about 57 % of those polled [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5011103&amp;post=2613&amp;subd=talker96&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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