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		<title>Vegas: What happens in</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m here so just stop freaking out.
I realize I was not here to post anything for a week but I had to go to Vegas and drink with lots of other drunk people. It sucks but it&#8217;s true. I totally would have asked you to come but I know that you really don&#8217;t like crowds [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1808&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Elusive Snuffleupagus finally captured</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The elusive and rare Aloysius Snuffleupagus, which has eluded cryptozoologists for years, has finally been captured on Sesame Street.
It seemed as though the mammoth like creature would never be caught, a thought that left the city of New York living in fear.
Maria Rodriguez, who is co-owner of the Fix it Shop on the street where they [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1792&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Jungle Fever outbreak in midwest leaves two dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:58:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rare case of Jungle Fever struck a small mid-western town, leaving two dead and four others seriously injured. Reports are sketchy but according to the Krimsaw Gazette,  in Krimsaw, Iowa,  the outbreak has been contained and there is no cause for alarm.
For those that do not know,the Jungle Fever virus stems from the 1991 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1788&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Paparazzi hit jackpot as Lindsay Lohan ages 4 years in three minutes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Members of the elite Paparazzi Press sat in amazement as they watched twenty-three year old Lindsay Lohan age a record four years in three minutes time.
Mark Cansuelos, a photographer for whichever magazine will buy his photos, was there at the time of the aging. He sat down with us while waiting for shots of Suri Cruz at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1784&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mayan Chief can&#8217;t wait for 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mayan Chief Rogeberto Poot, talked to CNN&#8217;s Larry King last night to discuss the possibility that the world is going to end on December 21, 2012,  which some claim is the end of the Mayan calendar, a claim that the chief calls, &#8220;Poppycock.&#8221; He then added, &#8220;Yes, it is a coincidence that our calendar end [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1779&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Two people hospitalized after Care Bear attacks girls tea party</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alicia Richards imaginary tea party ended with violence Saturday after a Care Bear viciously attacked her and her mother while the two were sitting in her room.
According to the girl&#8217;s father, Alicia and her mother had just sat down to enjoy some Easy Bake Brownies and imaginary tea that the girl had made for the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1772&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Test Monkey finally writes Masterpiece</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:59:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all heard the old saying, &#8220;If you put a million monkeys in front of a million typewriters, one of them one day will eventually produce a masterpiece.
Well, the wait is finally over.
Test monkey, #33679203P, otherwise known as Bop Bop, became the first monkey ever to write a literary masterpiece. The monkey&#8217;s book, titled &#8220;Vines [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1746&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>International Thief Carmen Sandiego apprehended at L.A. airport</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 17:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the FBI&#8217;s most wanted criminals, Carmen Isabella Sandiego has finally been caught after nearly twenty four years of being on the run.
Through a joint effort between the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the ACME Detective Agency, the international jewel and ancient artifact thief was captured at LAX airport this morning while en route to find [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1742&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Man trying really, really hard to not look high, ends up looking even more high</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greg Dunlap realized he had smoked too much the second he stepped outside, but by then it was too late, his dealer had already closed the door so there was no turning back. With careful steps, Greg started to walk the sixty two feet that separated his dealer&#8217;s door from his Honda Civic, but he soon found [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1737&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Confession: I wrote this at 3 am, and this is what happens when I just start randomly typing, you get a post that is ridiculous and immature, offensive to people that love Woody Allen flicks, and for some reason, made some dude in Alaska very, very angry. Enjoy. I had nothing else to post today, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talker96.wordpress.com&blog=5011103&post=1729&subd=talker96&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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