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January 5th, 2012 § 1 Comment

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Jesus spotted at JFK International Airport

January 5th, 2012 § 1 Comment

Jesus Christ was recently spotted coming out of a plane at JFK International Airport, prompting believers to say that the son of the lord has finally returned home, though nothing has been confirmed yet on Gods end.

Coming off of a 6 hour American airlines flight from Houston, Jesus looked to be at peace with those around him despite the crown of thorns on his head and the fact that he died for all of our sins. According to inflight personnel, Jesus was very pleasant, kept to himself and blessed most of the passengers on board before take off, even prompting one atheist to “seriously think about converting”.

No word as to why Jesus was in New York.

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