Iowa shocker: Guy with flat billed cap thinks that he looks “really fly”

January 2nd, 2012 § 1 Comment

Marcus Thompson, a 17-year-old resident of Greenridge, Iowa, told reporters today that since putting on his new Superman 59fifty cap,  he feels “really fly” and that he likes it when his hat has a really flat bill.

According to friends and family of Mr. Thompson, he has no plans to bend the bill in any way and makes an extra effort throughout the day to keep it pressed and flat, thinking that it looks good in that style.

Intervention plans are underway.

The hat with flat bill. There are currently no plans from the makers of the hat to include instructions on how to bend the bill.

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