Vegas: What happens in

I’m here so just stop freaking out.

I realize I was not here to post anything for a week but I had to go to Vegas and drink with lots of other drunk people. It sucks but it’s true. I totally would have asked you to come but I know that you really don’t like crowds or gambling, two things that I had to deal with in abundance over the course of the week. So many strippers(a hassle), roulette winnings of $3000(a pain in the ass with taxes) and a Halloween party that left me with a hangover that probably won’t be over till March 23rd of next year is not what I think you consider a good time so……..sorry for not letting you come.

But I’m back.

And all is well.

You should have gone to Vegas with me.