Three Suxateers

Does anyone remember when they used to have advertisements for the Three Musketeers Candy bar on  Saturday mornings in between cartoons?

I only ask because Three Musketeers sucks as a candy bar and they now have no choice but to now try and sell them to overweight women as a “lighter” (45 percent lighter according to the commercials, but 45 percent compared to what?)supplement for their dessert/workout regime/working womans  candybar to make the other working women jealous because all they are eating for lunch is a diet shake or nothing and so now they are so light headed from hunger as to be seeing floating candy bars  coming out of coworkers purses.

Sell it anyway you like, it still sucks.